I feel like I'm going through a midlife crisis and I'm not even close to being 30!
Did I miss the memo or something? Everyone around me is either getting married, having babies or announcing to the world that they are with child.
I've been hesitant on going through Facebook these past couple of days because it's all I see in my newsfeed.
No disrespect to my Facebook friends, though. I love babies - for the most part.
They just don't like me. The moment a baby is placed in my arms, they immediately start crying. It's like, they can sense that I'm terrified of them - I have no clue what the heck I'm doing.
One time I offered to take care of my sister's baby. This was like a couple of years ago, and it didn't go too well. Let's just says he found the bottle of my Victoria's Secret lotion.
Wait, I've got a better one for you. I was taking care of my cousin one afternoon, and by the time my aunt got home from work, her son had a half-shaved head. She never let me take care of him after that.
I really hope my motherly instincts kick in when I start having my own kids. I already told my mom she's staying with me for five months when my first baby is born.